{"id":299,"date":"2005-07-04T00:01:04","date_gmt":"2005-07-04T07:01:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zigzorg.com\/?p=299"},"modified":"2012-05-28T21:37:01","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T04:37:01","slug":"299","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zigzorg.com\/?p=299","title":{"rendered":"The Pizza Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZK4KucnhmtA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\nBased on two pranks we did (and avoided doing) on real Pizza Men, we decided to string it into a story and have some fun with it.<br \/>\n1) Yes, our best friend next door neighbor actualy almost pulled a toy gun on a pizza man when we called him and just said &#8220;Knock Knock&#8221; right after the pizza man mistakingly came to our door first.<br \/>\n2) Yes, our other best friend (the black guy here) was wearing a red shirt (not blue) when the pizza man came and we had him stuff a toy gun in his belt and pull out a wad of cash to pay the guy. 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